2024 Recruitment: The Highs and Hilarities

As 2024 draws to a close, we’re reflecting on a year that was equal parts unpredictable, rewarding, and downright hilarious. From awkward interviews to creative excuses for missed appointments, recruitment kept us on our toes. Let’s dive into the moments that made us laugh the hardest (and cringe the most).

Funny Interview Questions and Responses

Recruitment is never boring, and 2024 was no exception! While interviewing candidates on behalf of our clients, we came across some absolute gems. Spoiler alert: these didn’t make it to the shortlist, but they’ll live rent-free in our heads forever.

• Question: “Why did you leave your last role?”
  Candidate’s Answer: “After the office party incident, I figured it was best to leave before the next one turned into a sequel!”
• Question: “How would your last employer describe you?”
  Candidate’s Answer: “I have no idea—I rang in sick all the time and barely saw them.”
• Question: “What are your salary expectations?”
  Candidate’s Answer: “Double what I’m on now because I have a whole year of work experience under my belt.”
• Question: “Which of your skills aligns with the role?”
  Candidate’s Answer: “I’m excellent at Googling things, so I ‘should’ be able to do the role.”
• Question: “Do you have any questions for us?”
  Candidate’s Answer: “So, how many of the team are single? I like to do my LinkedIn research before making decisions.”

Funny Responses to Missing an Interview

One of the trickiest parts of recruitment is dealing with no-shows or last-minute cancellations. But every now and then, the excuses are so ridiculous they leave us laughing instead of fuming. Here are some of the most memorable ones from 2024:

• “All the trains were cancelled, and my phone network was down,” said the candidate while calling us on his mobile… from a train. In the background, we could hear the beep, beep, beep and the announcement: “Keep clear, doors closing.”
• “I can’t make it because a friend just made me a better offer for a night out, and I need time to get ready!”
• “Sorry, I forgot I booked a holiday, and I’m already away.”
• “My girlfriend locked me in the flat and took the keys to work.”
• “I thought the interview was next week, but I also just realised I’m not available then either.”
• “I can’t make it today because I’m still deciding if this job is ‘the vibe’ for me.”

While these moments can be frustrating, they remind us that recruitment is nothing if not entertaining!

2024: The Year in Recruitment

This year brought its fair share of challenges and achievements. Here are the trends that defined recruitment in 2024:

The UK Job Market Shuffle

The UK saw a 23% decline in job vacancies compared to 2023 due to economic challenges and cautious workforce planning. Despite this, our expertise in niche recruitment meant we could still place exceptional talent in even the trickiest roles.

Global Optimism

While the UK market stumbled, global recruitment trends told a brighter story, with major growth in technology, healthcare, and retail sectors.

Skills Over Resumes

2024 saw employers ditch traditional credentials in favour of skills-first recruitment. This shift toward long-term value aligns perfectly with the approach we’ve championed for years.

How Remarkable Jobs Made an Impact

For Employers

We provided tailored recruitment solutions to help businesses navigate uncertainty with confidence and a clear strategy.

For Candidates

We helped job seekers shine with standout CVs, sharp LinkedIn profiles, and the tools to succeed. From postgrads launching careers to professionals making bold career changes, we were there every step of the way.

Looking Ahead to 2025

As 2025 approaches, we’re ready to take on new opportunities and challenges with enthusiasm:

• Continuing to connect remarkable candidates with extraordinary employers.
• Championing skills-first hiring to close talent gaps while ensuring a perfect match with company culture and team dynamics.
• Supporting job seekers in building confidence and achieving their career goals.

Thank You for a Remarkable Year

To our clients, candidates, and community: thank you for trusting us to be part of your journey in 2024. Whether you were looking for your dream job or the perfect hire, we’re proud to have played a role.

Here’s to a prosperous, laughter-filled 2025. Let’s make it another remarkable year together!